Dr. Mario Commercial

Anyone who came of age in the 1980s knows that Mario's given profession was a plumber, but apparently he did a lot of other jobs on the side. This time around he's acting as an MD, prescribing (or throwing) pills into a pool full of rabbit-like germs. Weirdness abounds!

Denroku Choco Party Commercial

Woman bouncing up and down while wearing a bikini. Rock, scissors, paper. Seems like a perfectly logical way to sell chocolate to me.

Vacuum Cleaner Commercial

Fake Ultraman...I guess she would be Ultramom, battles a dirt monster in this 1970s commercial attempting to sell vacuum cleaners.

Dragon Quest II

Dragon Quest was a series known in America as Dragon Warrior. After a chance purchase of the orginal game, I was hooked. Dragon Quest II (aka Dragon Warrior II) really cemented my addiction to not only the series, but to role playing games in general. Thanks a lot Dragon Quest II...you asshole!

Anyhow, this a commerical from Japan for the classic game that pretty much consumed much of my childhood.